There's been historic attempts to finish off the lifes of
those bastards who present a threat to the existance of
every human (group/nation) on earth, out of the most notable ones being:

• Nero
• Alexander The Great
• Attila
• Napoleon
• Adolf Hitler
  
• Ronald Reagan (haha! you're dead fucker!)
• Sheryl Leach (Barney The Dinosaur creator)

But none's been more urgent than the disposal of your fav president,
and (oh noes) defender of world freedom, George W. Bush.
However, no extremist islamic terrorist group, mad anti-globalization orga
nor a sensible person have had nor dreamed the chance a simple object had:
                           
That's right, one of this glazed, brittle biscuit salted on the outside
and usually baked in the form of a loose knot or a stick and whatnot
(actually looks like a baked turd to be honest), choked Bush to the
point of unconsciousness, causing him bruises in the process and
sky-rocketing presidential mediocrity.

Ergo: