http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/ House of paiN Mon, 05 Feb 2007 20:25:00 PST http://www.blogdrive.com Copyright 2007. http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/204.html Mon, 05 Feb 2007 22:43:46 GMT "...about 12 people dying in the coal mines due to a gas pipe explosion when they..." [click!] "...thank the people of this country, for the trust and hope they've put on me, i shall not betray the" [click!] "...3 marines are reported dead after a car bombing in downtown Bagdad this morning, said" [click!] "... love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug and a kiss from me to" [click!] "...know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But... (more) http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=204 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/203.html Sat, 10 Jun 2006 07:42:05 GMT There's been historic attempts to finish off the lifes of those bastards who present a threat to the existance of every human (group/nation) on earth, out of the most notable ones being: NeroAlexander The GreatAttilaNapoleonAdolf Hitler Ronald Reagan (haha! you're dead fucker!)Sheryl Leach (Barney The Dinosaur creator) But none's been more urgent than the disposal of your fav president, and (oh noes) defender of world freedom, George W. Bush. However, no extremist islamic terrorist group, mad anti-globalization orga nor a sensible person have had nor dreamed the... (more) http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=203 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/201.html Fri, 07 Apr 2006 21:43:09 GMT i'm not dead... yet! http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=201 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/202.html Thu, 06 Apr 2006 09:10:30 GMT these awards are intended to show the variety of stuff that can be found on the internet, though i'm sure most of you are aware of this variety, i post those sites which i find to be more hilarious/stupid/senseless and show our zoociety in decay. but guess what!? i screwed it up back in 2005 and posted a shit since April that year! haha! what a fuck-up! so here's a summary of the 2005 [sick and sad world] Monthly Awards: Month 1: Kitty Porn Month 2: Barby Porno Month 3: Fat Girl Speaks Month 4: The Official George Bush Hatelisting http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=202 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/200.html Tue, 22 Nov 2005 17:35:10 GMT Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players, and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance. Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisure wear and matching luggage. Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing... (more) http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=200 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/199.html Fri, 23 Sep 2005 20:54:18 GMT when you don't pay attention while filling forms... shit... http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=199 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/198.html Sat, 13 Aug 2005 19:30:42 GMT http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=198 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/197.html Fri, 05 Aug 2005 19:12:40 GMT I've seen stupid people, stupid people doing stupid shit, and stupid shit. Now, this takes my concept a bit further... this IS Shit being Stupid Introducing... The Turd Twister! "The Turd Twister is designed to fit comfortably up your butt during your morning constitutional. Insert the Extruder Ring, hold it tenderly between your butt cheeks, and let nature take its course. Now you can take advantage of sophisticated Turd Twister extrusion technology to craft incredible excremental designs whenever you like!" That's it, though... "Imagine the... (more) http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=197 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/196.html Wed, 03 Aug 2005 16:46:52 GMT I see you almost everyday... when i walk by, you come to meet me and shake my hand, give a smile, and ask me how i am doing... Yes, it is your, Mr or Ms Unknown Dumbass, i don't know you, neither do you know me, so what if we stop pretending we care about each other and don't say things like we meant them, uh? I barely know your name, where you live or hardly can recall you from a course in which we shared the same class, but i do NOT CARE about you, neither do you about me. The fact that you've seen me for 3 months or that we work at the same place does not make you my... (more) http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/comments?id=196 http://xygvot.blogdrive.com/archive/195.html Fri, 15 Jul 2005 00:21:15 GMT Ties: these fucking pieces of fabric shit are a pain in the ass. You literally cannot take a pee without getting this thing on the way, don't even mention fuckheads who wipe their asses off with this.. Neither can you brush you teeth without some nice white mentolade-ant attractive-stain Lazy restroom users: dumbfucks who take a shit and are mentally unable to wipe their asses properly and flush the thing in the process. I'm fucking sick of lifting a toilet cover and finding a big brown hairish turd waving at me. I'm training some monkeys in the art of urinal... 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